This last Sunday on my show, I interviewed Lee Kessler, author of “White King and The Doctor”. For those of you who don’t get my email updates, let me get you up to speed on this fascinating individual:
For those of you who contacted our beloved Hillary (a.k.a., Hil-Rod), Obama, or other token politician representing some demographic that ‘desperately needs to be heard’ because we had a national emergency on our hands…..well, that muscle that was pissed off at me? Not so much anymore.
I am going to do either gym or some stupid popular exercise tomorrow. If this TV show goes on the air sooner than later, I can’t risk gravity having it’s way with my thickness. But for now, that one muscle that was not so happy? It’s happy now. 8 words:
Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Nantucket Cookies
After just one of those big, soft cookies, that little muscle took it’s little trans-fat arms, wrapped them around me and said, “Te Amo London. Te amo.”
That was one of my spanish muscles I guess.
I was approached by a friend recently about a TV show he’s developing. Wonderful, amazing concept! I loved it right away. But right away I felt the pressure of being on TV and not just radio. Yikes! Do you know how mean that damn camera can be??? I don’t think it adds just 10 pounds. I think there’s an evil ooompa loompa inside of that lens sometimes.
So don’t you know that one Miss London Garcia started sprinting around the neighborhood, stopping by the gym, using that damn exercise ball (and trying to figure out HOW to use it). And here’s what I gotta say about that……………….
OUCH.
I think I heard a muscle say, “Uh, I was sleeping bitch. Do you mind?!?!”
I’ll keep you guys posted on the TV show.
It started out good. I channel surfed for awhile and about 99% of TV on this lovely, hot Saturday SUCKS. But then, I was blessed by divine intervention. I found a couple of episodes of “Punk’d.” Oh my God that show makes me happy. Kinda sick, huh? (You sick puppies agree with me so don’t front…)
But then I guess I made God mad because shortly after, I was punished by a show called, “SuperMADE” about kids in high school trying to become rock stars. Now, normally I am a huge proponent of kids expressing their ‘perceived’ talent (operative word being ‘perceived’) but this one kinda makes me want to cut myself…
I like to call this the “The Battle of the Underpaid, Overworked, Not-Quite-Right co-hosts.” If you are a comic or someone who believes they can be a co-host, go ahead and take a little look at this opportunity.
I am starting a “co-host rotation” on the show. A new co-host will be featured on every show and some of the really good ones will have the chance to become regulars on the show.
This show will go beyond radio very soon, so all I can say is “BRING IT!”
You can email me directly about this at: hollaback@londongarcia.com
Check my website for other info including mailing address to send demos, press kits, etc. If you don’t already know the website (first of all shame on you!), it is: www.londongarcia.com
Interesting kind of casting call…..
I was approached about a very cool project and need to find a skilled, experienced writer for the project. So…….actors, musicians, artists, etc., this may be you or you may know of someone looking to take on a new project. The writer for this project needs to have the ability to turn this into a non-fiction type book.
I will communicate directly with the potential writer(s) about compensation, scope of audience this will reach, and other details. It’s a great opportunity. Please respond ASAP if you think this could be for you or PLEASE forward to writers you know!
Gracias amigos!
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